A friend of mine at work has a day-by-day calendar called "You Might Be A Redneck If..." You can imagine what sorts of things are on it. I have one to add: You Might Be A Redneck If you go to the drag races on a Saturday evening and watch trucks drag. Ummm...

big trucks...

like...

18 wheelers.

Yep, just might be. Especially when two of the trucks were bull-haulers who dragged with their trailers in tow. It was a hoot! I've done a lot of things, and seen a lot of things in my time, but that was a first! I'd go again.